I think you're being very generous with that "and"

Soon. I'm gonna wear your skin.

Great suggestion. I'd take it a step farther and say any metal grating you have (grill or oven)–place it in a large plastic bag with vinegar and overnight most of the carbonized junk should have fallen off or greatly loosened.

It's a litre off but whatevers.

Not a Miata? Don't post this on Jalopnik mainpage.

North Carolina? That's close enough to hire up some of the Crowder boys!

Because you have good taste.

Huh. Hm. Well... why not? It's not like I was gonna eat the soy version.

Lol. Ok, I guess I'm white now. Troll someone else, you're boring.

+2 for your username.

This summer, starring rob schneider! Rated PG-13.

quick! beat the shit out of you wife: back in 6 games!

...you can see there must have been. The throw goes back and to the left... Back and to the left.

I'd happily accept his head as currency.

I'd love to read what you have to say after a re-read...

Oh, hells so! That would rob us of what's coming to him next!