WAIT! "Going steady" means rape?! The '50's make so much more sense to me!

But are they a food group?

If it makes anything better, I just wanted to let you know that I'm sorry.

At least we'll all soon get to see even more of it.

Everyone getting a 3D printer and a ton of WalMart ammo won't help.

A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar...

Do they offer 0.9% ARP financing, 0 down? 'Cause Chevy offers 0.9% ARP financing, 0 down.

wait, where's one with chicks stepping on balloons with bare feet? Fuck this list: there's a fix!

aw no! Now it's got me! See this? See this double-geek reference? THATS WHAT YOU GET!

First of all, it's YY-Zed...

Geez, did I read that headline wrong.

5. slowly begin to cry

racist

wow. It's so weird seeing one of these in the outdoors!

the fit is go

fonzie did it

Watches made me understand how some people can strongly feel for handbags.

This is awful. They need to pay their anchors more so they don't turn to the streets.

Nora Ephron is a gift to humanity. Fuck this quiz.

I just fap to the actual news story.