My Sun Studios pic is inside. With a mic (of course).

Heaven.

How dare you, GlenBenetton? Her halter tops are magnificent. Also, everybody knows that it's her belly button that roams free and does murder. Always the belly button. Think about it! When was the last time you saw it? NEVER, that's when. Murder button is more like it.

I believe you’ve confused an elf with the Southwestern vampire sloth, also known as a riktakivikirakkarakka oomph.

Again, you can’t see the tops of her ears.

They can’t. I read somewhere that in families like the Duggars, the older kids end up raising the younger ones. I’ll bet you the younger sisters are more attached to the older sisters than they are to their creepy mother and father.

Exactly. The detective whose instincts got us stop and frisk was a 62-year-old veteran and had been patrolling that specific neighborhood for years. Somehow the lesson learned from that case was to deliberately expand police harassment instead of getting people out of their cars for extended foot patrols.

Oh, God! There really is a resemblance, LOL!

Reminds me of Merrill Markoe’s bit about why we shouldn’t look to supermodels and actresses for beauty tips—what advice can they really offer besides, “Next time you’re born, try to have better looking parents”?

More like the first five minutes of it.

I’m so glad your friend is out. I want to grab up all those women and girls and hug them silly and then whisk them the hell out of there. Just like I do Haredi women and girls.

I actually appreciate the ones who oppose abortion in cases of rape and incest—at least they're ideologically consistent. It's amazing that the vast majority of people who oppose abortion claim that it's because of the poor precious baby, while simultaneously claiming that whether or not abortion is murder is entirely…

The ones I've seen don't even argue that what he did was the same as what Dunham did; they argue that what he did was basically entirely acceptable, because he was a poor, confused child at age 15, while Dunham was an evil sexual predator at age 6.

You're a goddamned genius.

Nutella fluffernutters?!!!

Spot! His name was Spot, right?

dude, it’s a day ruiner! i have a ton of stomach problems and it’s the center of most of my discomfort.

if i can’t get my morning shit out, the day is fucked with bloating and discomfort that will only get worse at lunch.

i prefer the uniqlo seamless panties. even the boy short ones are pretty good about hiding panty lines.