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At least she’s in congress, which works more closely with the president than South Bend, IN. 

Speaking as one of those stans, I think Elizabeth Warren will dodge what really hammered Obama, because I don’t think Warren will own-goal herself in the name of proving that she can bring people together. I think she’s realized that the Republicans are not simply pandering for the crowds in Dubuque; that the reason

“And if you think a woman can’t beat Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi does it every single day.”

Fair take is a fair take. The central problem with Klobuchar isn’t inherently feminist or non-feminist, though it has deeply feminist implications.

Wild how Klobuchar and Booker have (according to basically every liberal cable news talking head) absolutely murdered the opposition at every debate they’ve been in, and yet remain at 1-2% in the polls. It’s almost as if debates are just meaningless bullshit that have no material impact on politics!

Here’s the thing though, for myself, I was a very heavy smoker. I had tried switching to vapes in the past, but it just didn't work for me. It wasn't until I tried the nicotine salts (which is what is in the juul that allows for higher nicotine content), that I was able to actually kick cigs. I use a refillable device

He was elected twice because his inspirational message inspired massive Democratic turnout, not because he appealed to fucking moderates. This coming election can only be won in the same way, and yet he wants to start coddling these wishy-washy fucks? If you are so flaky as a Democrat that a few more taxes will throw

The average person doesn’t have enough money in their bank account to be moderate.

Dude that’s like lamenting that you have three flavors of unflavored frozen yogurt: old capitalist, gay capitalist, and black capitalist. They just aren’t different in substance and we have the luxury of including serious candidates who offer more.

These two are repeats of multiple candidates who are already running.

Alicia Keys (and Jack White) sang the best Bond song. Come at me (please don’t come at me).

Because it’s not a wide breadth of ideas and choices...

John Legend solicits donations for organizations that help with criminal justice, Hannibal Buress literally solicits donations for landlord legal funds. So nah

Dear National Democrats/Idiots/“Friends of Hillary”

I guess defending Bill “Epstein-associated” Clinton against sexual assault and rape allegations should not be the hill one is willing to die on. Fuck these monsters (or maybe don't).

Then go the fuck somewhere else. 

I was radicalized by punk rock and Deadspin.

Is anyone else feeling confused after reading this? It felt like the piece had 2-3 distinct viewpoints on what happened depending on the paragraph.

1) Current Affair’s Nathan J Robinson on Warren: