“If you like Kavanaugh, there’s more coming.” - Lindsey Graham, four days ago.

Yeah, I don’t know, I don’t think you can “appropriate” colorful ski masks.

Cuomo is essentially a Republican. Progressives of any stripe should be feverishly praying that she wins.

The Situation has been the best part of this season - and last season. Unbelievably charming and funny now that he’s clean.

Why suffer through watching the Oscars if I can just read a list of the winners in two minutes?

The Philippines did this years ago, so not the first country. Still great, though.

“They talk about education for your kids, healthcare for your kids, the things that you want, and, if you are not really paying attention to how they’re going to pay for it or the rest of that, it’s easy to fall into that trap and say, ‘My kids deserve this, and, well, maybe the government should be responsible for…

No “Twin Peaks”?

I am truly loving her show. 

Drake got owned by an actual rapper, now has to admit to it on an album aimed at middle-class white kids. Hilarious.

Oh man, this sounds like traaaaasssshhhhhhh.

Ironically, she was formerly in a military that was killing journalists last week.

This is the least surprising endorsement in the history of endorsements.

And #Resistance Democrat Mark Warner is going to vote for her. Hooray!

LITERALLY SAME.

That bottle of Tabasco sauce has seen hundreds of strangers’ hands and has possibly been refilled more than a few times. Only a fool cherishes that bottle.

It wouldn’t surprise me if most of them are outearning their men (Kylie was definitely outearning Tyga when that was a thing).

She was hysterical. She owned everyone.

I literally said that intervening in civil wars is a bad idea. Hitler’s Germany wasn’t a civil war.

Comparing Assad to Hitler (Or mostly anyone to Hitler) really undermines the level of evil that Hitler conceived and perpetuated. The propaganda and planning (concentration camps, etc.) are something the world has never seen.