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Glenjamin
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The unofficial motto of the Democratic Party:

Capitalism will never start a revolution.

Ugh, Chuck Schumer.

Eh nothing’s going to happen to Trump, just like nothing has been happening to Trump. And if anything does happen, we get President Pence, which is still really bad.

This site’s worship of royalty (inbreeding and mediocrity) is going to be my personal hell until these two get married. Ugh.

Yo there are a TON of white girls mad in these comments, lmao. Don’t say the N-word - not that hard white people!!!!!!!

Unreasonably excited for this.

Hollywood feminism is capitalist trash like $100 t-shirts that say “#Feminist”, why not add a boring semi-amusing white guy to the pile?

This is the type of ad that ad-blockers can’t catch.

I like that you embedded a tweet from the world’s most obvious spam-Twitter account.

Legitimately never heard a woman call an orgasm “nutting”. I’ve heard other dudes call it that, but that dudes tend to have “nuts”, which is where I’m assuming that came from. Am I wrong?

If he runs in 2020, I will officially give up on Democrats.

“Isn’t this genocide just ADORABLE?”

Yeah arguing this stuff on Facebook, Twitter, et. al, is just yelling into the void at this point. I don’t even bother.

The people who actually believe the garbage Trump tweets won’t even care about Moore’s rebuttal.

Omg the “k” thing - literally did that last week to someone. They just give up. It’s beautiful. Just keep saying “k”. It works, and they get maaaaad.

They’re just sentient billboards.

Can you PLEASE bring back the Nybro Action Team?

He went on to say, “...but all that regressive right-wing horseshit you’ll try to pass? Still on board with it, I promise.”