And some weakass Republicans will condemn these statements and become media heroes before voting for every single thing he proposes. Looking at you, Ben Sasse.

Wow dude fuck EVERYTHING about 2017

Re: the email of the week:

I’m willing to guess that they also said the same thing about Iraq having nukes in 2003. The cycle continues.

“That kind of sucks, too, because it’s like, ‘Damn, my size is what makes me famous?’” she says, hoping that one day she won’t have to answer questions about her body.

Maybe she tipped in cash?

I’ll watch the last episode to cheer for the people seizing power!

Her diet speaks to me.

There’s no such thing as a conservative with a conscious.

If a tiger can take a selfie and post it on Tinder, we have bigger things to worry about, PETA.

This is why we’re starting to see the Democrats as the center-right; rather than use this opportunity to push a far more left-health scheme, they want to work with these conservative monsters.

This really didn’t need to happen.

I make exceptions for “breakfast for dinner”.

I mean, I definitely get that, but as someone who was at the food store two days ago making that same decision: one was $3 for a lot, and the other was $11 for not a lot.

If you want to skip Jimmy Fallon’s monologue, you can skip to 3:20!

“She is a fiercely devoted stage mom — she and her husband of 22 years, Tim, a car dealer, had moved from Memphis to Atlanta to help their eldest child’s career — and was confident she could protect her daughter.”

“It’s okay to eat fish/Cause they don’t have any-OH. Uh, huh.”

Two famous people took a picture together at a Gala and people read too much into it. Sigh.

“God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve...and another Steve.” - People who will be mad about this.