So this was written for ...blind people? 

Simmons having bangs is my favorite development in the history of this show.

So, wow. That Tan France guy is excruciating. He also looks MUCH older than John Mulaney though they are the same age. It’s so catty of him to then claim Mulaney looks so much older. This really sucked. Tim Gunn could do this without being an annoying little bitch about it.

WTF is Brightburn?

I kinda thought “Pulling” was (more or less) the female version of “Peep Show.”

Anybody (or everybody) notice that the museum that exploded was also reflected perfectly intact in the windshield of that big truck that came out of the smoke? (It is actually unclear if it is reflected in the truck windshield or a car the truck runs over. Either way, I never notice continuity errors, but that seemed…

No, the article is happy to omit things and write from the popular “all men are definitely guilty of whatever they are accused of. But especially sex stuff.” point of view. I would suggest that’s been correct 99% of the time as of late, but this incident is the one that is too complicated to lump in with Cosby and…

You are totally right. Neither brother—not Ronan, nor Moses—can know for a fact either way. It’s such a sad and fck’d up situation, because the girl Dylan, I think, is for sure a victim here. It comes down to do I believe Woody Allen is a pedophile, and a really tremendously stupid one based on the situation this is…

Exactly! What a badly written and poorly thought out article! I also like the mention of the brother who supports what she says, but no mention of her other brother that does NOT support what she says, but agrees with Woody’s side of things.  Man I miss when AV Club didn’t suck. It’s hard to remember so far back though

This reminds me of when Prince started talking about chemtrails.... It’s like “dude, you are an absolute genius at what you do—you are the best. So pick up the guitar, or whichever instrument you’re using today, and play.” People like Norm, you just do NOT really want to know his thoughts on serious things. Most of…

Jimmy Stewart. Seriously AV Club, you do not know the difference between Jimmy Stewart and Gary Cooper!?!?! I’ll admit I might not necessarily recognize Gary Cooper right away, but clearly that is picture of Jimmy Stewart from the Jimmy Stewart movie “Mr Hobbs Takes a Vacation”. 

“Is there a reason why Dolores would rebuild her own body once she’s outside of the park?”

OBJECT lesson. NOT abject lesson

That ending seemed more like Axe finally giving into the threesome Chuck and Wendy have been fantasizing about for 3 seasons now. The rest of that scene plays out with Chuck tied to the bed watching Axe and Wendy going at it.

Very close to the end of Akecheta’s long story, I desperately wanted Mauve’s daughter to say: “I’m sorry—-English please? I can’t understand what you’re saying”

In my mind I think I edited him out of this movie and into “Barefoot in the Park”. Maybe this is one of those Mandela Effect things....where I misremember something and then refuse to accept reality.

How do you not mention Alex Moffat as Eric Trump, Tyga’s scummy BF?

I remember that the only real issue I had with the original movie was: not enough 1700s French royalty.

Those defensive traps at Lex’s are directly from Superman the movie, in Lex’s hideout in the NY subway. Gene Hackman was a great Lex Luthor. I have watched so many fanedits of Ral Donner cuts of Superman and Superman 2 combined, that I can’t say what version it is from—a director’s cut, or in deleted scenes— but that…

You are seriously just a braindead fucking idiot. Go watch Dear White People. Enjoy! Also, you might enjoy Roseanne or some Tim Allen. You like shit, right?