I certainly don’t want to offend anyone, but I don’t believe the word ‘monkey’ carries the same racial implications you’re driving at in your comment, especially when the target is not a person of color. The word is used in a completely race-neutral way to describe the antics of children (climbs like a monkey),…

“Change it!”

Big Katie Nolan fan and holy shit was that awkward. It definitely did not play to her strengths, which are mocking the NFL, hating Greg Hardy and loving Rob Ryan.

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

I was more upset we didn’t get Beyonce during “Telephone” since she actually appears on that song with Gaga. That still leaves Bey three appearances away from tying those smug “Up with People” people for most Super Bowl Halftime appearances.

It was disappointing to see Katie Nolan used only for a ridiculous Lady Gaga recap. God forbid they replace one of those mumbling, filled-with-warm-farts, retired football players who have literally never said anything of substance.

A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

The butthurt replies to your post (from fans of a team that has won 5 Super Bowls in 7 appearances in the last 15 years) are fucking astonishing.

Donald Trump congratulated three white guys, ignored the white jewish guy and couldn’t think of one African-American Patriot team member. Then again, Steve Bannon could have written that tweet.

Drew, you could just email Samer directly.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Uh you mean the 360,792 other people running the operation.

I don’t care if Melania doesn’t want to do this shit, but it is up to Trump to assign someone, like Ivanka

And from his recent statements in support of Trump’s Muslim Ban, it sounds like Geoff Cameron is finally starting to think about defense.

How does one take care of the wiping in the Upper Decker scenario? With the Urinal Deuce you can at least sashay your ass to the toilet and handle business. But if you drop a Upper Decker, unless its a public restroom with multiple johns, how are you going to clean up while keeping the integrity of a fresh deuce in…

Stick to politics! If I wanted detailed defensive analysis I’d go to Foxtrot Alpha.

“but the sheep candidate had emails and Baaa-nghazi”

I witnessed a kid poop in a urinal when I was in kindergarten. He was homeschooled after 1st grade.

Not funny, mkay?

I was pretty sure I knew what an upper decker was, but it was still a good Google search.