glassedplanet
GlassedPlanet
glassedplanet

Thanks for the clarification!

It’s actually when you remove the top of the back of the toilet and poop into the tank. This way, when someone flushes, the water that comes into the bowl is already tainted by your shit.

I’ll bite.

Upper decker. Has funnier names (top shelf or brown derby). And a slow burn is funnier than a slap in the face.

Diarrhea for an upper decker, big solid log in the urinal.

diana is the best deadspin has ever, ever had, and it’s not even close

Have you considered writing for Bleacher Report? You might just have what it takes!

Yeah we’re all angry dude. But tarring and feathering the defectors isn’t going to win us any new allies. Better to show support when someone crosses that line so we can encourage others to do the same rather than see them quietly go along with their crowd.

Don’t burn yourself on that take.

White on white crime.

Reason no. 1,673 why I am not a professional athlete: I honestly can’t imagine the concentration, strength, and balance required to put my arm around another rider without falling over while still keeping pace with the peloton

Autoplay video that doesn’t even have the punch.

It starts as soon as Brady, Kraft and Belichick are done fluffing Trump in the owner’s suite at Reliant Stadium.

You still didn’t tell me what time the game starts.

“Yoelkis and Yoenis? They don’t seem all that similar to me.”

Yes, but Reddit is a privately owned operation so they can do whatever the fuck they want, thank god. They are under no obligation to give those shit-munchers a platform.