Can I get unblocked? I learned my lesson.

Hey serious question - are snarky replies allowed on deadspin anymore? I just want to make sure I understand the raison d’être

BUT WILL ANYONE MAKE ANY NOISE??

Can you explain why? I think reposting that comment is extremely relevant given the article.

I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all. There are surely more undecided voters like me than of the other type, those civic-minded numbskulls who populate televised town halls and Frank Luntz focus groups because they are positive they will vote, but…

BEST TRAP/FUTURE BASS ARTIST RIGHT NOW?

EVERYONE KNOWS THE PLURAL OF ANECDOTE IS DATA

WORKSHOPPING SOMETHING ABOUT KNOWING ABOUT SHORTS AND COMING UP SHORT AND WESTBROOK KNOWING ABOUT COMING UP SHORT CHECK BACK IN A FEW DAYS

AND WHERE DO THEY TEND TO LIVE? IN CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISESESES. CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISEES HAVE ACRONYMS, LIKE LA OR NYC OR CHICAGO... CEO IS ALSO AN ACRONYM, WHICH REARRANGED SPELLS “OPEC”, BUT WITHOUT THE “P”. WHO ELSE DOESN’T HAVE PEE? SEA ANEMONES. ANEMONES IS A HOMONYM WITH ENEMY AND CEOS ARE THE…

YEAH BUT GET READY FOR THE INCOMING “APARTMENT TOWERS NEED TO UNIONIZE” TAKE

*BRRRRRM*

REVIS LIELAND? YOU’RE WELCOME NY POST

DEAR PENTHOUSE

DAMN IS CHRISTIE GOING TO PLAY SOCCER SOON?? ASKING FOR A FRIEND

THE IDEA OF HIM ONLY EATING ONE CHEESESTEAK AT A TIME IS LAUGHABLE. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE USE A SNOW SHOVEL AS AN EATING UTENSIL?

GOOD FUCKING GOD THAT PICTURE. IT’S LIKE MC ESCHER MET WITH DALI AND THEY HAD ILLICIT ENCOUNTERS (RE: INTERCOURSE) IN A MOTEL 8 WHERE ONLY 3 OR 4 OF THE LETTERS WERE LIT TO RERUNS OF SPORTSCENTER AND THAT IS WHAT WAS PRODUCED.

HAD TO BE DONE BUT BOOOOOOOOO

ME TOO I’M TIRED OF GOOGLING “PENIS INVERTED NORMAL” GOING TO THAT WEBSITE AND READING THAT I COULD POSSIBLY HAVE CANCER IT’S EXHAUSTING EVERYTHING IS CANCER THESE DAYS

HEY SAME!