I BET HE DABBED WHICH LEAD TO THE CRASH CAM NEWTON COULD LEARN SOMETHING FROM BRETT FAVRE ON HOW TO HANDLE A CAR ACCIDENT

A GREAT TACTIC IF YOU’RE LOW ON TP IS TO JUST WIPE YOUR ASS WITH YOUR HAND AND THEN USE THE TP TO WIPE IT OFF YOUR HAND BECAUSE THEN YOUR HAND IS CLEAN AND SO IS YOUR NETHER REGION

TYLER HANSBROUGH

HEY WAIT A MINUTE I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT EQUALITY...SO WHAT ABOUT EQUAL TIME SPEAKING FOR EVERYONE WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT YOU’RE REALLY THE RACIST BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT LAW AND ORDER AND EVERYONE KNOWS SYSTEMIC PROBLEMS ARE ALWAYS CHANGED BY FOLLOWING THE PROPER CHANNELS AND WAITING YOUR TURN

AAAAAAAAND PUBLISH

AN ORAL HISTORY OF RAINBOW SIX: SIEGE

AKA “THE FLYNN” BOOM TOPICAL ROAST

FUCK

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

BUT HE DIDN’T EVEN GO THROUGH HIS LEGS

TERRY BRADSHAW

hanged

FINALLY A VIEWPOINT FROM WHITE PEOPLE, FOR WHITE PEOPLE

Somewhere Chris Webber is rushing to find a flux capacitor.

I know when that hotline bling...that can only mean one thing...a trade to a super team....lol nevermind it was the Knicks...

THE ORIGINAL VINTAGE PEST PERFORMANCE WAS LA CUCARACHA

NETFLIX AIN’T YOUR SAFE SPACE SNOWFLAKES GOD WHEN DID AMERICA GET SO PUSSIFIED I MEAN BACK IN MY DAY PEOPLE WERE CALLING WHITE PEOPLE ALL SORTS OF SHIT NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN SHOW A NETFLIX SHOW WITH WHITE PEOPLE IN BLACKFACE AND THEN CRITIQUING THOSE PEOPLE (I ASSUME THAT’S WHAT THIS SHOW IS I ONLY SAW THE IMAGE AT THE…

JASON YOU ARE COMPLETELY CORRECT IN YOUR PICK OF LOTP AS THE BEST ZELDA ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS AN ENTITLED MILLENNIAL BRAT WHO IS ALSO AN EDGELORD TRYHARD THAT PROBABLY CRUSHED ON THE ZORA PRINCESS LIKE A GOOBER. THAT PART WHERE THE GUY TURNED INTO A TREE STUMP OR A ROCK MADE ME CRY AS A KID (NOT AS AN ADULT THOUGH…

...and there is the “EDGY” side

Nothing says “GRIT CULTURE” like a boozy brunch with your friends and a few coworkers you felt obligated to invite at this crazy cool Peruvian Place its like not very well known but sooooo authentic seriously you have to try it.