Uh you mean the 360,792 other people running the operation.

And from his recent statements in support of Trump’s Muslim Ban, it sounds like Geoff Cameron is finally starting to think about defense.

How does one take care of the wiping in the Upper Decker scenario? With the Urinal Deuce you can at least sashay your ass to the toilet and handle business. But if you drop a Upper Decker, unless its a public restroom with multiple johns, how are you going to clean up while keeping the integrity of a fresh deuce in…

Stick to politics! If I wanted detailed defensive analysis I’d go to Foxtrot Alpha.

“but the sheep candidate had emails and Baaa-nghazi”

I witnessed a kid poop in a urinal when I was in kindergarten. He was homeschooled after 1st grade.

Option c- The dude (among many others, we have to imagine) who shat in the urinal while vomiting on the floor. Best of all worlds.

They’re like (brown) apples and (brown) oranges. The appeal of the urinal fudge dragon is that it’s so damn brazen. You leave that turd in the urinal and EVERYONE sees it.

Not funny, mkay?

I was pretty sure I knew what an upper decker was, but it was still a good Google search.

Thanks for the clarification!

It’s actually when you remove the top of the back of the toilet and poop into the tank. This way, when someone flushes, the water that comes into the bowl is already tainted by your shit.

I’ll bite.

Upper decker. Has funnier names (top shelf or brown derby). And a slow burn is funnier than a slap in the face.

Diarrhea for an upper decker, big solid log in the urinal.

Poop in the urinal. Proof below

diana is the best deadspin has ever, ever had, and it’s not even close

Yeah we’re all angry dude. But tarring and feathering the defectors isn’t going to win us any new allies. Better to show support when someone crosses that line so we can encourage others to do the same rather than see them quietly go along with their crowd.

Don’t burn yourself on that take.