White on white crime.

Reason no. 1,673 why I am not a professional athlete: I honestly can’t imagine the concentration, strength, and balance required to put my arm around another rider without falling over while still keeping pace with the peloton

Autoplay video that doesn’t even have the punch.

It starts as soon as Brady, Kraft and Belichick are done fluffing Trump in the owner’s suite at Reliant Stadium.

You still didn’t tell me what time the game starts.

“Yoelkis and Yoenis? They don’t seem all that similar to me.”

Amen.

These kids are going to have quality stories in the deadspin comment section when they get a little perspective.

Can we all agree that Bill Simmons, regardless of current marriage status, should be the next Bachelor? Watching vapid women attempt to listen to his takes with a straight face would be primetime TV gold.

Poor Hardiman, last night. Not getting the rose on national TV. It’s gonna take a lot of Uber fares before he recovers.

Steve Bannon looks like the right wing nut job who is going to dictate policy for the next 4 years because the left smugly made fun of Trump’s appearance instead of running a campaign that appealed to voters who cared more about things that mattered to them than a person’s appearance, many of whom are old and ugly…

Steve Bannon looks like a mall Santa who got fired for beard lice.

Steve Bannon is the only other customer at Waffle House at 3 am when you and your drunk friends arrive.

Out of context, your comment is totally fair, but that dude got butchered. Probably not the best time to say “oh that reminds me of that time when people played tough and no one complained about it.”

If you missed GSW’s unis for Chinese New Year, you should check em out. They were tremendous. (This year they had white unis, great color scheme, most google images are the black ones from last year. I can’t figure out how to upload cuz old.)

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

Please don’t put words in my mouth. I like the game, just not the theatrics, that’s it.

Three things about this tackle:

Had Dembélé had his leg planted when the tackle was made, that would have been a leg-breaker. Regardless, that should have been a straight red. PL refereeing has been pretty abysmal this season.