#GETOFFMYLAWN

The three Chinese characters spell “Toronto” phonetically (“Duō lún duō”). The first and last characters are the same.

T-minus five minutes until your uncle’s Facebook explodes about a Mexican stealing something on his way over the wall.

Dude, what? You’re telling us about the time you checked out a 13-year-old’s ass?

*nods* I, too, have always missed my shots at 69.

No hacker...no hacker...you’re the hacker!

Let’s be honest, Emily was at a Cardinals game.

With that kind of language you can bet the Hawks won’t be calling you back to sing the national anthem any time soon my good sir.

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

Jolie Kerr, there’s a call for you on line 1. Jolie Kerr, call on line 1. Thank you.

As interesting as it is to hear Rodger Wyland describe what the local basketball coaches’ scrotums taste like, I am also upset that they’ve made it more difficult to listen to Le Batard.

Yep. That is where your ire should be directed. Not at the person who is actually in power now. Blame the now-private citizen who won a primary that people line you insist on relitigating. It’s never going to be over with you people, you are just going to keep on trashing Hillary because it’s all the fuck you know how…

Yeah, I’m re-reading that and not seeing a problem. Hillary won NY, so his vote didn’t matter, and he felt that none of the options represented him. The Democrats should stop trying to be the “lesser evil” party and maybe people on the left who feel ambivalent (at best) about them would come around to them.

Every damn time I see an article like this on Deadspin, I go back to check that post and wonder if these writers have ever internalized that their crappy holier than thou and disaffected attitudes were a MASSIVE contribution to where we are now.

NEVER FORGET

Here’s to a full, hasty recovery to him and his family.

Yeah, if what he did was in any way “the same thing”.

No, we just bothered to do the reading.

The White Walkers