glassedplanet
GlassedPlanet
glassedplanet

LOL WOMEN AM I RIGHT FELLAS? CAN’T LIVE WITH THEM, CAN’T WATCH FOOTBALL WITH THEM EITHER

what’s the other?

I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all. There are surely more undecided voters like me than of the other type, those civic-minded numbskulls who populate televised town halls and Frank Luntz focus groups because they are positive they will vote, but

Hey are you going to read TaxpayerSubsidy’s linked article and respond?

Hey are you going to read TaxpayerSubsidy’s linked article and respond?

On the way back from my honeymoon (Turks and Caicos) we were waiting for our flight. I went into the bathroom and sat down on the stall to take a really large hangover-fueled shit. In the stall next to me I hear this little kid’s voice “Dad...I’m done...” then there’s a really long pause and the kid says meekly “I

I host cheap sex parties, too. They involve one person, some lotion, and end with tears.

HAHAHA MASTURBATION YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH

Ha! I’m on to you...

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What does Johnny Manziel have to do with this?

Completely agree. Especially love that he claims he didn’t even swear at him. I guess if you’re going to back-peddle then might as well say “I just told him I didn’t think his squad would win the match and that he was performing below his already lofty expectations”.

What a piece of crap.

If you don’t want to feel hopelessly depressed for the future of humanity, witness the negative gamut of instant entertainment and mass technology, and be faced with the most pessimistic views on mankind’s primal tendencies then yeah switching over to Black Mirror is probably the lesser of two evils.

I played RE2 when I was a fresh/soph in high school. There was a certain mystique around it, some kid swore that he read that it killed someone it was so scary, stuff like that. The mystery in the game, the puzzles, the moments of terror, all of it felt so dense and inaccessible. It was a weirdly isolating experience

assist-makers are integral in the policy of trickle down buckets

Or in line ahead of you. Why do they have to be behind you?!

Hey man don’t give out the milk- get them to buy the cow! You need to sell that writing to Peter King.