Is this a Death Note reference? Nice.

You’re welcome:

Well it is for the advertisers, and is definitely NOT for the talking heads. Are you ready for take-arrhea?

Back in my day we would walk uphill both ways for takes! Do you know how disappointing it is to climb a half-mile mountain of snow, seeing the corpses of your school mates littered as an almost nascent monument to mortality, while you achingly climb towards the top, the top where you believe your salvation awaits, and…

Now those are deflated balls!

Allen Barbre calls them the Pig-Jays

Yeah but have you ever fought a mirror?

If this was an ebb what was AGW?

It’s cool to see a photo of the 49ers firing Chip Kelly.

BREAKING NEWS: NOTORIOUS SHIT HEAD MEME LOVER RETWEETS BULLSHIT MEMES MORE AT 11

Hey Gruden! I got your Spider 2 Y Banana right heeeeeeere!

The Colts are moving to St. Louis or Louisville!

Bounce. Seriously. It’s the only leverage you have. Just commit to it. The situation you are in is not a good one. Find your number and stick to it. Sorry that’s a post I wrote almost 2 years ago, but its been the best advice I’ve given/followed.

so edgy bro. forgot how civilized and intelligent everyone else on the planet is when it comes to their television shows.

WAS HITLER AN ALIEN? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

+1 as you got everything I was workshopping in one go

I was wrestling pretty hard with making an “edgy” joke but I’ll just leave this here:

SHUT IT DOWN, FOLKS. THIS COMMENT IS THE BEST OF THE WEEK.

YEAH CHICKS MAN LOL AM I RIGHT BRO? GOD WHY WON’T THEY JUST LET GUYS BE GUYS