S...s...so was RG3....*anguished cry*

Yeah but this one club we went to, I dunno it was a few years ago for a bachelor party- anyway they had this huge line where this bouncer was slowly letting people in. One of us went up and was asking about if we could get a spot with bottle service but the bouncer noticed we didn’t have any girls. It was this place…

I am so excited for this to lead to scintillating conversations with my friends about their recent sports gambling exploits. Thankfully that will lead into a quick side conversation around their fantasy football team, and finally we can discuss a bar they went to last weekend that is one of their favorites and has a…

Nuts to that.

I mean that was the joke- but I’m glad for everyone to wet their beaks.

WELL BASED ON THAT PICTURE HE HAS NO SHOULDERS SO IT’S NO SURPRISE HE CAN’T CARRY HIS TEAM

Kelce needs a timeout.

and somewhere Rex Ryan just passed out from the blood rushing from his brain

Seems like a threat to me.

“It says no ChaitS...We’re allowed to have one.”

Sounds like Antonio Conte may have a stroke.

Bo won’t know for long.

“YEAH I FUCK”

HERSHEY’S SPECIAL IS WHAT JAY GLAZER CALLS IT WHEN HIS WIFE TAKES A DUMP ON HIS CHEST

Well I went to J-School (I assume you mean Jesuit School) and let me tell you someone else who thought to do something on a Friday that was written about on a Monday. It was Jesus Christ and he thought to, oh I dunno, DIE FOR YOUR SINS? And you know what was written about him doing that? Only the most important book…

Tiny snake between a pair of pants.

Previously

What an intelligence leak.

You know when a true legend like Nick Saban can’t get a break and now someone with DAB right in his name is winning championships instead, CFB is just going down the tubes to the endzone dancers and me-first guys. Yuck.

I think you have the cause and effect link backwards but there is just as good a chance that I’m in the wrong.