glassedplanet
GlassedPlanet
glassedplanet

Down ballot? More like ‘dro-ballot riiiiiiiiight?

America has typically progressed through incremental, painful steps. It’s the “2 steps forward” analogy but closer to “2 steps forward 1.75 steps and a hesitant look back”. When you’re actually stepping back it’s miserable because you’re literally watching things going the wrong way. But it’s about context and

Two things.

Who of the staff is the most butt?

How many articles about shit sandwiches are we going to get in one day?!

aka “first”

that would be connecting butt-to-butt?

Yeah yeah yeah get to the important stuff: was anyone butt?

I actually don’t think you did- still not 100% sure, hence Spin’s Law.

YEAH FUCK YEAH GET SOME! LOVE ME SOME SHRIMP, THOUGH NOT FROM THAT FOREST “BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP” GUMP- COULDN’T TRUST HIS HIPPY ASS TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT! FUCK YEAH GIVE FLORIDA A GOOD DICKIN’ THERE SHRIMP MAN YEAHHHH I LIKE IT LIKE THAT COME ON NOW HARDER HARDER FUCK YEAH THROW SOME SHRIMP ON THIS BARBY FUCK YEAH LET’S GO

Finally answering the timeless question “How is Babby Formed?”

Spin’s Law:

Funny and topical (application)

Hope you aren’t hiding any secrets from your family!

...Music by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross

Seth: You ever read the Pee Bottles story? I foresee something similar in your future.

I’ll tell you what HamNo- I don’t agree with a lot of what you write, but this right here hits the nail on the goddamn head.

trade deficits are not.

+1 feed the RB reference