The music. My god the music.

I haven’t seen this much controversy around a knee since...Kaepernick...no...let’s see...RG3...and his knee...um...something with Pete Carroll...and knee beams...9/11...kneeds to keep it quiet...oh well I’m done for the day.

A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire

You know what else is hard? REX RYAN AT A DSW BOOM ROASTED SHUT IT DOWN PEOPLE

I’ll tell you what this sport really needs: more replays and game stoppages. This shit ain’t Checkers, it’s Correspondence Chess!

lol

“flipping duchene” sounds like Mormon cursing

Won’t somebody please think of the unions?!

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Kid needs to learn from the greatest:

4(0) days and 40 strikes

Ahhh this explains why a devout Christian like Tebow wouldn’t succeed in the NFL.

No it’s not.

Mind if I cut into the comments right behind you?

“a moving experience from hell” is a great subtitle for this year’s election cycle. Or RG3's inevitable autobiography.

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Breaking the mold to regularly wear protective headgear also qualifies you to broadcast on WWCR.

Please... what about “Past Relationships Show She Wanted It”?!

Do you like dingers? What about dongers? Do you enjoy watching a team score 7 runs and still be on the razor’s edge of winning/losing? Then you’ll LOVE the Orioles.

He finished his cigarette, and gave it a flick. The butt caught in the wind and danced for a few feet, but neither noticed. He looked into her eyes. A deep, longing gaze. It was all she could do to resist being taken then and there on the rocks. The ocean breeze added a salty, spicy note to the electricity that was…