“flipping duchene” sounds like Mormon cursing

Won’t somebody please think of the unions?!

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Kid needs to learn from the greatest:

4(0) days and 40 strikes

Ahhh this explains why a devout Christian like Tebow wouldn’t succeed in the NFL.

No it’s not.

Mind if I cut into the comments right behind you?

“a moving experience from hell” is a great subtitle for this year’s election cycle. Or RG3's inevitable autobiography.

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Breaking the mold to regularly wear protective headgear also qualifies you to broadcast on WWCR.

Please... what about “Past Relationships Show She Wanted It”?!

Do you like dingers? What about dongers? Do you enjoy watching a team score 7 runs and still be on the razor’s edge of winning/losing? Then you’ll LOVE the Orioles.

He finished his cigarette, and gave it a flick. The butt caught in the wind and danced for a few feet, but neither noticed. He looked into her eyes. A deep, longing gaze. It was all she could do to resist being taken then and there on the rocks. The ocean breeze added a salty, spicy note to the electricity that was…

Has it not already?

if you have plus or gold I would say Destiny. The raids alone are worth it. It’s really fun especially with everything they’ve added.

He asked of a football player, seemingly unironically.

UN ERROR

The cross campus bus had a stop outside my dorm down a small grassy hill that would stop there if people were waiting. One day my freshman year I was late for class (shocker) and was running to meet a bus that was just about to pass that stop.