Shut it down- this is perfect.

Oh great, so my bullying continues via Virginia and North Carolina. Fantastic.

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

Nothing highlights the fact that your head looks like the tip of an orange penis quite like a white tie on a white shirt.

The leaves are changing colors. There’s a briskness in the air. Sunsets arrive a bit earlier each day reminding us of the coming winter, and as a fan of both the ‘Skins and the O’s I get to see both my teams ruining their playoff chances at the same time. What a beautiful time of year.

The easiest retort to Snyder in that situation? “Scoreboard.”

The implication of Thaler and Massey’s work is that teams should trade away their first-round picks. They should stockpile players in the second and third rounds, who can be paid a lot less and are nearly as good. This is how you build a winning football team.

At least I can use the RG3 shirts I bought as jizz rags. What a beautiful metaphor for being a fan of this team.

On the flip side of that- he has has plenty of time left in Buffalo Wild Wings.

HOLY SHIT HE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Yeah but it really comes down to which team believes in each other and have each other’s backs. I think if that team also manages to trust each other, stick to the gameplan, AND they go out and execute, then they have a chance of getting the big win. That isn’t to say the other team is just going to give it to them,…

Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And that’s how you know Will’s will will willfully prevail.

-Excerpt taken from “An Oral History of Deadspin”

“NOW you tell me”

/Trump sees coverage of Kaepernick

Are we sure you aren’t just mishearing the lyrics to Bawitdaba?

Hey now, RG3 is already on IR no need to worry about that for a few more weeks.

“Copycats.”

Luke Winkie

Yes, it’s painfully obtuse, but it’s also easy. People prefer to see black and white (no pun intended) on issues, not discuss tradeoffs, look into nuance or “details”, etc. That’s why soundbites, slogans, and headlines work so well. It feeds to a populous that prefers issues that have clearly defined lines they can…