Defensive players usually get more shit than (most) offensive players, right? I mean getting beat as a corner usually leads to huge plays or touchdowns. Getting “beat” as a WR means an incomplete pass or not having the ball thrown to you. I think from a “fan” perspective the defense has a much harder job- WR only has…

i’ll just leave this here:

-Andy Reid, shirtless, looking in a mirror.

If Manning evolved from monkeys why aren’t people giving birth to Siemians? CHECKMATE

Bombastic

The Cleveland Indians should have “sorry guys” as their pinned tweet.

What a horrible, horrible cover to a book. I was half expecting to see some bold yellow text “DID OBAMA BIRTH ELVIS LIZARD BOY?” going across.

So I know this is pretty pretentious, but Cage was really into randomness in composition and performance. So for him, that was a beautiful displays of that. No two will be the same (coughing, sniffing, shifting in seats, the acoustics of the venue).

Paul Landapunchsky? Are we doing this? Are we really doing this?

Or just like experimental ambient drone: Natural Snow Buildings - Daughter of Darkness V

Someone: “But think of The Game!”

no, but I did need a new account.

The Browns still exist? BOOM ROASTED YESSIR STILL GOT IT

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

You’re one of those smug people who is a hot dog. A sandwich pun should be beneath you. Go ahead and relish in it, but try and catch up with the rest of us, intellectually.

Hey now, here in New York we appreciate someone figuring out their order before getting in line. Who doesn’t psych themselves up before hitting a buffet?

Fuck you guys.

Not worth it.

#MattRyanPlayoffs