this is very bad if you believe in ideas like the freedom of the press and the importance of whistleblowing

Also, her outfit is cute.

Eartha Kitt wasa stone cold bad ass.

How perfect is this casting? Like, Elizabeth Holmes is so incredibly absurd, who else could do that character justice?  I mean, I guess Sarah Paulson could, because Sarah Paulson could literally play anyone.  But Kate is the best choice.

This entire story feels like it’s moving into “Wolf of Wall Street” territory, where I’m beginning to wonder if we’re not just accidentally glorifying a horrible asshole now.

“Wellness” is a scheme invented by our corporate overlords to squeeze every last ounce of productivity out of us by dehumanizing our most profound moments of sorrow and joy into microtargetable data. Don’t be complicit. Smash your smartphone, burn your fitbit, eat your calorie tracker. 

#staywoke

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

(As multiple reportersflagged, a white nationalist YouTube channel was also able to make money off the stream.)

Can we not link to crazy conspiracy theorists’ youtube channels? Anyone viewing the videos you’ve been embedded is giving clicks to crazy people.

Victorian society was a game of Shoots and Ladders

He also said there are night guards that work just as well as the expensive custom ones available for like $40

SO RELIEVED TO HEAR YOU SAY THIS. Still, I think I’ll stick to pets.

I spend my evening commute listening to WNYC and yelling into the void. If Dolt 45's voice comes on in a clip, I yell over him so I don’t have to hear the grating sound. (I will not put in writing what I yell as I would like to remain free to continue yelling at the radio.)

“We get it! You don’t like older women!”

I love “Mr. Aunt Becky”!

Exactly. She’s too professorial? WTH? One of her many strengths has always been her ability to simplify her message for the layperson, and she does it well.

Stand by it all you like, it is clearly wrong.

What a strange and objectively incorrect hill to die on

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”