I honestly couldn't decide which name is more wonderful.

One of the issues is that a lot of designers, especially young designers, aren’t designing with the customer in mind. They have a concept in their head and the customer either conforms to it or doesn’t. Their fit models are essentially clothes hangers for their vision, no pesky curves to get in the way (and, I say…

Julia’s a mensch.

It looks like some weird paper good at the party store. I wish something more exciting than pouting and doubling-down was happening in this story.

Your friend reminds me of the author of a post in a previous story posted on Jezebel. The poster said that she and her wife had CFA cater their wedding. Her final comment was something to the respect of: “That shit is damn good.”

Yeah, as a fellow Texan, it’s really hard to just give it up entirely. Who among us hasn’t made terrible decisions while impaired? What’s that? CFA closes early. *Eh hem* Who among us hasn’t started drinking at 10 AM on a Wednesday.

This is the deepest truth. It’s like the saying that a man’s most primal fear is that a woman will laugh at him. The fragility of the male ego is as delicate as butterfly wings. 

She’s not going to date you, Don. Give it a rest.

Whataburger for life

Sexual orientation isn’t protected federally. I think it’s generally accepted that it is protected, but words on the book don’t mention it specifically. It is officially protected in some states though.

My husband asked me a few weeks ago if he could start wearing my caftans at home. He’s always liked the FREEDOM a dress provides. I told him to raid my closet anytime! I’m excited to see him floating around the house like some glamorous 60s Los Angeles divorcee with a martini in hand. 

Well, lady, you are in luck, because the Bible actually specifically addresses this issue! Let’s crack open the good book and see what you and your sons should do!

The other day my wife was still in bed and I was almost done brushing and I realized I was using her toothbrush.

Because when we actually do provide enough irrefutable evidence to get them to finally admit it, we get to bask in the glory of having triumphed over a barely-developed human.

Go to windowsill, collect carcasses of dead flies, sprinkle on pizza, problem solved!

Attorney General William Barr’s summary was not the smoking gun many Democrats had been fantasizing about

Honestly, with it being a pizza place in Iowa, I fully expected it to be a pizza with ranch dressing too!

Being from the Northeast, and not knowing what Pizza Ranch was coming into this article, I honestly expected this to be an article about midwesterners smothering their pizza in Hidden Valley.

I had somehow avoided it my entire life until a month ago when I let my son decide where to eat.  He chose so poorly that he’s not allowed to make any decisions for the rest of the year.

“Vander Esch admitted to coercing teenage male employees of the Pizza Ranch in Hull to donate semen samples for a University of Iowa medical research project. After helping collect the samples, Vander Esch would later tell the boys that their sperm counts were not high enough to be paid for the samples. According to…