I work at a government agency, and I’ll never forget the day my boss found out about millennials. We were at a staff meeting, and he spent the whole time to telling us about millennials and how they’re studied and how “Boomers are like this, and millennials are like that and there’s this generation in between called…

Seriously. If this is the biggest problem in your life right now, you need to say thank you and the STFU.

Starred for the most excellent use of the word “soupçon.” That’s a word I haven’t heard in a while. 

Omg...that’s it! It has to be! Jeebus help us all.

Oh no.  This actually makes sense.  Trump wants him to be chief of staff but doesn’t approve of his hair (guffaw!).  That’s terrifying.

Only jurists on either the US or a state Supreme Court have the title of Justice. This federal judge is Judge O'Connor, not Justice O'Connor.

I was heartbroken because this course was by [sic] baby

But, but, but she wants to be Ivanka.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PISS OFF THE GAYS

Add Mel’s hair stylist to the list of personal assistants who absolutely despise her, I guess. 

It ages her, and the pinky pink lip color isn’t helping things, either. The whole look is very Amy Poehler in Mean Girls, except Melania’s skin tone is all wrong for both the hair and lip color:

Sing it sister! Why is she going blonde? Why do I care so deeply? It’s just that it makes no sense!!!

That hair color is proof that she does not have one gay male friend in the world. 

When I saw the picture I immediately thought, surely we are going to discuss her hair. #fakenews didn’t even mention it!

Either the stylist fucked up and didn’t tone that shit correctly, or they knew exactly what they were doing *wink wink*.

I know!

The only explanation for that cheap-ass, janky, brassy and not-good-enough-for-a-damn-weave hair is that somebody did this to her on purpose.

Her hair stylist hates her. As he should. 

This color is making her orange “tan” look even worse than usual. Very Trump-like.

I am just disappointed they didn’t point out the probable booger in her nostril. I could be that her inner nose is oddly reflective, but either way I could not stop looking at it the entire video.