At Bush’s funeral, I could not believe how bad her hair looked. It was a stringy ombre mess.

Good god, it looks like she used that Sun-In stuff on her hair--why is it orange now--is she doing it in solidarity?

I honestly have no idea if this is something he said, or if it’s a joke you made up to make fun of him. That’s the perpetual reality, and it’s giving me heart disease.

Says who?!

The most successful graduate of the worst law school in America is going to prison. 

For me, this is the Platinum Standard of Marriage:

She’s the primary reason my butt is gonna be in the theatre for Marwen.

Ohhhh I love the home grown thyme you have going on. That is A+ work.

“And white people LOVE competition cooking shows.”

What do oil these countries have in common?

Winning a prize for an unspiced meal is a participation trophy.

im hungarian, i wanna put that chicken in paprikash. :P

in a related story, when she says “its delicious” at the end, im pretty sure she can write that off on her taxes as a charitable donation.

Technical cold or hiking gear is expensive.
All you need is a rich and famous person to be cold in an exposed to cameras place and you got yourself a dumb fashion trend that has people in places that rarely see subfreezing temps wearing stuff that was made for the arctic circle.

I bet most people’s canada goose jacket…

Whatever, they all live-pluck the goose, and that's nasty.

This couldn’t be more true. I have an acquaintance that is a moron. He was one year behind me in school and was just a huge waste. His parents would scream until he got placed in level 1 classes and then scream that he needed what our school called “resource” which was basically a teachers aide that took you out in…

“Oh my”??? surly no puffy jacket could warrant such a - *tap tap tap*Google Search *click*

This is, sadly, exactly the point, though: it’s called “opportunity hoarding.” Those in power don’t want working class people to get these valuable positions; they want to give them all to family, friends, cronies—fellow upper middle class types—those who can afford to take an important, low-wage position while…

I feel this way about summer associates and it’s maddening. Who can afford to work for free while raking in law school student loan debt?? Way too often these positions go to partners sons and the cycle of nepotism continues.  I’m tired of working with these dillholes while seeing real talent struggle to find solid…

Somewhat of a tangent, but down here in Mississippi our Democrat (really!) Attorney General is trying to overturn a rule that says you can’t collect your state employee’s retirement benefits and serve in the state legislature at the same time. Our state legislators get something like $23k a year, which certainly not…

They were originally priced like specialty equipment and then became a status symbol, dropping the quality to on par with most normal puffer coats and raising the price.