Agreed, but using the term “comprehend” actually assumed that they’ve even read the documents...and I can assure you most of the people citing them haven’t.

And for the exact same reason.

The Venn diagram of those two groups is pretty close to a circle.

He just needs to get a bleach-tipped mullet and the transition to inhuman horror will be complete.

The Constitution ranks right up there with the Bible as documents most often quoted by people who reaaallly don't comprehend them.

He’s had a beard for a while now, her name is Heidi. Keep up.

Facial hair on a blobfish? Nature is truly a cornucopia of oddities.

Yeah, I have a hard time telling what’s worse about that infographic: the fact that every one of these ultra-wealthy future millionaires look like extras in Les Miserables, or the fact that the only people who are described as not getting their taxes raised are the black people. It’s one of those pictures where every…

Seems appropriate to post this.

My mother married some crazy dude she barely knew at 18 just to get away from Ohio. (Years before she met and married my dad, and she didn’t find out he was crazy until later.)

with Jack Handey

Ohio is the armpit of America (not sure where that comes from but it’s a thing) also it’s America’s speedtrap... but it does have Cedar Point...

Ever visit rural areas outside of college towns in northeastern states? It was comparable to being in the deep white south (Alabama) the last time I got lost in Maine during a roadteip vacation.

My wife is from Ohio. She ran away when she was 16 to NYC.

As a black man in America, my list of “must visit” states is drastically smaller. Fuck if you’re ever going to catch me in Idaho.

Why are so many astronauts from Ohio?  If you’ve been to Ohio you’d try and get that far away from it too.

“The cops and EMT’s WILL laugh at you.”

Ohio: What if we took everything terrible about the Deep South and added cold weather?

If you die while rubbing one out, do they blame your erection on rigor mortis?

And here I thought Goop’s failure to thrive was the fact that it’s hocus-pocus neo-new-wave crunchy-granola hyphenate-everything bullshit.