Fun fact! Diamonds are actually not forever! They are unstable crystals and are all slowly turning into graphite. 

Miller? He would love the job I’m sure. More ways to kick puppies and kittens.

I only came here for that.

I’m sorry, but he can't pull it off like Mariah.

I woke up to a flurry of texts and am still in shock. I live about 20 miles away but grew up in the area. Borderline is almost a rite of passage in the area, it’s been open for years. My little sister has been to this college night. A coworker was a bouncer there. My friend who just moved away is texting me from…

I really want to know when us white women are going to get our shit together.

It’s not over. This is a good start, but clearly there’s a lot more work to be done. 2020 is coming. So is 2022, 2024, 2026, etc., etc., etc. This isn’t building a table, after which you can sit down and admire your handiwork. This is cleaning the house and doing the laundry, after which you can be sure you will soon…

Those men had a lot of help.

As a woman living in Alabama, I did what I could.  Voted for Dems, voted no on all amendments.  It’s a sad day for me in Alabama.  There really is no hope here. 

I am especially proud of Sharice Davids, Deb Haaland and Ayanna Pressley.

Worth mentioning that Connecticut sends Jahana Hayes to Congress as its first Black Woman representative. She’s representing my district, and we’re quite proud of the achievement!

Scott Walker is out so I’m happy about that. 

In MA voters rejected a challenge to our 2016 law providing protections to transgender individuals. This is a historic and first-of-its-kind win not just for trans rights, but for individual liberty across the nation.

You don’t mention it, but Lucy McBath currently holds a 2,100-vote lead over Karen Handel in the Georgia Sixth, which is the district I live in and which went to (disgraced former HHS Secretary) Tom Price by 20 points in 2016. Before Price held the seat, it was held by Johnny Isakson. And before that, Newt Gingrich.…

You cannot be done, do not be defeated. 

Don’t give up! We have to keep fighting. Texas has come so far already, like another commenter said. It was a close race. Just do what I plan to do going forward: talk shit about Ted Cruz at every opportunity. 

You know what? We worked our fucking asses off to get here. I’m tired of hearing that Texas doesn’t care, or that we’re a write-off red state.  We did something incredible. We’re still doing it now. 

Oh wow, since 1984? What the fuck? I’m glad you’re finally getting your rights restored after serving your sentence so long ago.

I waited in line for 45 minutes with my passport and utility bill in hand to prove residency and register in the state I moved to 14 days ago. I was turned away because you apparently have to live here 30 days before you merit your basic fucking Constitutional rights.

For the Texian Jezzies amongst us: