My friend is pregnant with twins. When her husband found out it was girls he immediately informed her he’d be wanting to try for a boy. How about maybe wait a hot second for her to even have these babies before that decision?

Looking pretty? *spit shines glasses* What? He looks like an old discarded q-tip that someone threw, but it landed behind the garbage bin so it just keeps getting fuzzier until someone cleans the damn bathroom.

1) Most obvious (too obvious?) is just

Yeah. I was a freshman in college on 9/11.

John Lewis got his head bashed in so people could register to vote. John Lewis is up for re election to Congress in 2018.

I would argue that the fallout within the country was a shitshow but what do I know?

Someone needs to tell these people that being a grownup means doing several dozen things a day that you aren’t necessarily thrilled about but need to be done.

Whoever introduced the idea that voting is supposed to be something that you do to get a reward is an absolute fucking asstwat.

“ You were mean to me! So now I’m not enthusiastic about voting against fascists and racists!”

If bitchy words alienate you from performing a basic function of society, you were a sociopath who needed to be culled anyway.  

This. This this this.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

That came out of a twenty seven year olds mouth.

I was looking for this comment. This is a fucking life or death emergency for millions of Americans (not even to mention immigrants) and THESE excuses are valid? 

And these are 12 of the reasons things have gone off the rails.

I really hope someone from the Root utterly tears this article apart, because this is a great example of white privilege.

“But those kind of tasks can be hard for me to do if I’m not enthusiastic about it.”

Would this work for a hetero couple where the mom first incubates the fertilized egg in the device and then has it transferred back to her own uterus?

See, the fucking Star-Ledger gets it. Choke it down and vote! Your perfect prince or princess is not here! Just fucking vote!

Not to mention the evangelical fools they had at the ceremony in Jerusalem for the embassy switch. These were people officially hired by the administration, and apparently approved by Kushner.