I don’t work for Jezebel, but YOU’RE HIRED!

I scrolled back up after your comment, and now I can’t stop laughing. Maybe she’s hoping to get cast in the second season of “Big Little Lies” and will be the newest, head PTA bitch mom at Monterey Otter School or whatever it was?

“She was a punk”

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

They're not even doing this shit with a wink anymore.  Just blatant, out in the open fuckery.  

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell called our national debt “disturbing”

To be fair, your husband is probably confident that women will do the work to ensure that his rights and the environment will be at least somewhat protected. And he’s probably not wrong.

Hear, hear! That’s just misogyny, pure and simple. Elizabeth Warren has literally lived a Horatio Alger story, and now devotes all of her time and energy to making sure that money and influence and civil rights are distributed more fairly in this country. In the meantime, Donald Trump is a rapey parasite who has…

Oh, honey, I feel you so much. Even the hubby, who is pretty damn woke, has no plans to assist me with the postcards parties or my trip(s) to do canvassing for The Last Weekend. Now, he does work a lot of hours, and since I blew out my lumbar spine, he’s been doing the vast majority of the housework as well. Still,…

Yeah, as soon as the Rob Porter story came out, I knew exactly what kind of guy John Kelly was.

I understand. I’m way past my personal breaking point with all of this shit, and right now I’m sick of both party’s bullshit (for different reasons, obviously). Republicans are evil and don’t care about hiding it anymore. The response from much of the left is simply inadequate, if not (in many ways) enabling.

I won’t lie, I’m in a not-so-good place after Kavanaugh’s confirmation and I’m ready to get my actual, literal pitchfork out. Felt like I should maybe fire a warning shot to so-called progressive men that YOU GUIYS ARE ON THE FUCKING LINE TOO.

If I was an Olympic level woman gymnast, I would send Simone Biles a book on gravity because she doesn’t seem to understand how it works.

I’ve been managing my department at this company for about 6 years. Up until the start of this year, I’ve been very laid-back and accomodating with the management of other departments that I service. I’ve covered for them relentlessly, and made sure their failures didn’t cost the company.

THIS COMMENT HAS BREATHED NEW LIFE INTO MY YOUTH-SPORTS VIEWING.

New t-shirt for 2020. Though “Yet, she persisted” still gets the point across.

My wife is a principal and she is one of the kindest, bighearted people you will ever see with children. Until you try and mess with those same children; then she becomes very assertive about where you need to remove your head from. She’s consistently raised scores for the kids in her school and parents love her,…

“And because John Kelly was either oblivious, extremely sensitive, or simply didn’t care about the people (mostly Muslims) whom his agency was effectively locking out of the country—or some combination of all three—his takeaway was that Elizabeth Warren is a little mean.”

I was just trying to keep Muslims from getting into the country and this rude woman keeps asking me to obey court orders. What is the world coming to?

Nothing pisses powerful people off more than being held accountable by those they consider inferior. Kelly doesn’t seem to think women should be in positions of power, so when Warren calls him on his bullshit, he gets all pissy.