Just when you’re sure--absolutely, rock-solid certain--that someone could not possibly be anymore repellant.

Seriously. Why Alabama, Mississippi, and Tennessee got a pass, I will never understand. Does everyone really need to visit Alabama and Mississippi? I feel like it’s a New Hampshire / Vermont situation. Where you have two adjoining mirror image states, you only need to visit one.

Word. I credit my Ohio upbringing with giving me the proper motivation to do something with my life and GTFO.

Honey, no. I’m from Ohio. It’s fine. Cedar Point is definitely fun. Cleveland is ok for a few days.  I can also come up with reasonably fun things to do in and around Columbus where I grew up.

From Ohio.  Can confirm. 

BBQ and TexMex.  San Antonio and the Hill Country are nice.

Is Beto slicing up steak making you horni or hungri?

I cannot be the only one . . .

Calling it now - that narrative will be out by close of business. 

Is this a set up to prove that his racist voter suppression tactics aren’t racist because “HURRR DURRR my ID didn’t work, and I’m white!”?

OMG.  How embarrassing for Holiday Inn.

And . . . he’s not taking it down. It’s been more than 24 hours! That’s 4 months in Twitter time! 

This. We all hate the post office. It’s confusing. There are a lot of forms. About half the people who work there take a perverse pleasure in pointing out that you’re doing it wrong. I still go when I need to. Same for: 1) the DMV; 2) the pharmacy; 3) the auto mechanic; 4) all health care facilities; 5) my kids’…

Terrific reminder that despite her ability to stand competently at a podium and use her inside voice, Nikki Haley is, and always has been, a garbage person.

Isn’t it amazing that no matter what happens or how much power they hold, rich white Christians are somehow always the real victims?

For real, I think I have permanent tic related to the term “on both sides.”

Exactly. I feel like that’s should be the key point here—this procedure cuts the cost of IVF in half! Would this work for a hetero couple where the mom first incubates the fertilized egg in the device and then has it transferred back to her own uterus? If not, you could probably use a surrogate for those first few…

That’s been corrected. There was no similar package headed to the White House.

Also - Why is Laura Prepon dressed like the bitchiest mom at the PTA? 

Yup.  The GOP just keeps designing her merch for her.