There’s. NEVER. just. one.

“Dignity and respect” is the new “thoughts and prayers.”

I’m with you. I don’t trust Avenatti. Can’t put my finger on why, but I just don’t have a good feeling about the guy. And if something were to blow up bad in his face, Democrats would NEVERRRRRRR hear the end of it. 

He went full Federline.  Never go full Federline.

That’s the right reaction.

That’s my concern—that the first thing to go will be the “humane”-ness of the detention.

Truth.

The ability to open and close curtains quickly is important the precise, mathematical opposite of important.

Ed (played by Jay Pritchett)

::commence 17 hours of vomiting::

Because lacy deep-v bodysuits are all about practicality?

I literally cannot think of anything less sexy than watching some Spencer Pratt look-a-like virgin try to fuck for the first time.  I’m really trying, and I just can’t. 

I was going to come down here and be a bitch and say, “Umm, Judy Greer is an ACTOR. Emoting on TV is kinda her whole thing.”

Yeah . . . Matthew McConaughey telling me something is “very scientific” is my cue to leave.

Trump Sr. is from Queens (which, last time I checked, is still one of the five boroughs). His spawn are from Manhattan.

Oh no no, my friend. They don’t “claim” they’re from NYC—they are from NYC.

REVENGE OF THE SWAMP!!!!

Um . . . you mean “tough” like overcooked chicken?  I mean, I guess . . .

Seriously.  Caroline Cruz 2048. 

The threshold of asshattery for getting permanently disbarred is horrifically high. Because apparently a certain level of asshattery is expected for attorneys.