OMG, yes Nick Cannon.  But now I really a Cage-Carey thing to happen NOW.

I was rooting for Brangelina too. This has a Mariah Carey / Nick Cage vibe to me. I believe they are genuinely in love. I believe they will make it a solid few years. But I also believe they will ultimately break up, and I’m already kind of sad about it.

YUP.  This dude can kiss my office-chair-shaped ass.

If this was set up to try to get some sympathetic PR for him and Tesla, it is definitely backfiring. My husband and I had near simultaneous “Boo.FUCKIN.Hoo!” reactions. Maybe if he didn’t do so much dumb and awful shit and promise things he definitely can’t deliver, he wouldn’t be so sad.

16 years ago - orientation week in college. We met at some event and then stayed up all night talking about, of all things, high school football. And yeah, I knew.

Apparently, she’s Pooh Bear and he’s Junior Mint, but fair enough.  I’m also willing to bet you’re probably a better, less gross person than both of them, so it’s not exactly an apples-to-apples comparison here. 

By identifying her as the “Leader of the Democratic Party”, he’s trying to tie Democrats in more purple areas to someone who might alienate the fence-sitters.

On the one hand, lots of couples have pet names for each other, and they’re always stupid, and who cares.

I’d just like to take this moment to sing an ode of appreciation to my IUD.

I find it interesting that on fertile days they say “use protection” as opposed to “don’t do it.” Like, at that point, aren’t you just piggybacking off the effectiveness of condoms?

What makes this so amazing is that she’s almost maternal in her treatment of him. And everyone knows there’s nothing more terrifying that Mom when she’s really mad.

Seriously.  He just wants to write his name on something.  Like a child peeing in the snow. 

And even if Space Force, in spite of its idiotic origins, goes on to do good and worthy things, I will never not roll my eyes when I see those two words together.

Happens. We’ve all been there.

“Your favorite president” feels like someone force feeding you your most despised food, and then asking you to tell them how good it is.

Seriously. He sounded like someone absolutely beaten down by years of accomplishing not very much, which I get but geez—what a terrible way to campaign!

Word. If you’re looking for more progressive candidate action watch Ayanna Pressly debate Michael Capuano for MA 7th congressional district. I liked her agenda before, but hearing her speak was electrifying.

It’s RT. That’s probably why they’re not reporting on it.  You may want to take that Russian propaganda with a whole mountain of salt.

“[M]en and women had similar chances of survival when they saw female doctors. But male doctors were linked to worse outcomes, particularly for women.”

Yup. I know MULTIPLE reasonable, kindhearted, good people who have just given up on following this stuff. I know many more of the same who follow but don’t really want to talk about it.  Because it’s so overwhelmingly horrible, all the horrors blur from one day to the next, and they feel powerless to stop it. It’s a…