I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!

There still some environment left to destroy? And some insufficiently terrified non-white people?

“Wet fart” was exactly my first reaction. They are so fucked.

This? This was it? This was their Hail Mary pass to take down the Russia Investigation and vindicate Trump?

Holy shit, can I bring this to my kid’s career day? It explains so much.

Great. Now I have to go put my head in the oven for understanding every word of this.

Their news division at least tries to be reporters some times. Like Shep Smith’s epic takedown of Uranium One. Their prime opinion folks are truly off the rails.

Worry not—I’ve heard puh-lenty of internet rumors that Trump is sleeping with Hicks. Quite frankly, at a mere 15 years younger than him, Haley is too old for Trump.

I have to ask. You teach young people. You know political science.

Ugh, seriously? Well, never mind then.

This. Fact is, old white Republicans vote reliably. And they vote the “R” straight down the ticket, even if they don’t like the guy or don’t even know anything about him.

We have an old Circuit City ony my town that’s been vacant for YEARS.

Brown is the new pink.

So, I will present a counterpoint:

Yup. Flake can wake me up when he stops greenlighting Trump’s entire agenda.

Checking FoxNews (because I hate myself, obviously) and this was the lead story.

Because Sen. Booker’s a politician, you have to assume there’s an element of political calculation in these remarks. Even so, he’s totally right. And he’s right to be that angry.

NYT reported that even his Drivers License said he was 6' 2" in 2012.

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