You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

It’s not even funny. And it’s not even that offensive... it’s just supremely stupid. The header of this article puts it well: The words are that of a cranky old man, just with the TONE of a joke, inciting the audience to laugh.

It’s called plagiarism outside of academia as well.

We rub them belt buckles ‘til they shine like chrome

And then he dabbed.

Double-bag it next time. It’s best way to stop your garbage from leaking.

Anybody who names their album Lust For Life and isn’t Iggy Pop needs to have a word with me.

Excuse to post a favorite gif:

ARE?! YOU?! KIDDING?! ME????!!!!

Are you kidding me?

How can anyone tell if Ramona Singer has a meltdown? She seems bat-shit crazy 24/7

Didn’t she play Edie Sedgwick in Factory Girl?

Hot take: Rosé sucks

I can honestly say I have never in my life ever spent one second of my life concerned about someone seeing my butthole during sex. It has never even entered into my mind.

nah, i was calling for empathy. of which you have none.

Thank you for demonstrating what a complete ignorance of mental health and addiction looks like with this utterly worthless comment.

I’m not sorry, that I will tell my goddaughter that she was not a good person, due to her personal choices.

“I am not shocked that part of her health was affected by drugs,” he continued. “If you want to know what killed her, it’s all of it.”

that katherine heigl blog post is chock full of REALLY HELPFUL STUFF, you guys.

Joseph Goebbles was Hitler’s propaganda minister.