Why is he so pasty in that picture? Its freaking me out

Is it Wisconsin, or is it just horrible that...after a certain age, you are monogamous simply because you’re each other’s best friend. Nothing to do with sex, or fucking or anything...You just place less value on sex, and you’re really happy that you’re coming home every night to your best friend. You’re making dinner…

More importantly - why is Shannon Doherty wearing a pube next to her nose?