Only if she uses her Moira Rose voice.

Kushner is one of those people, that everytime I see his picture, I’m glad I keep my cats indoors. 

The first time I read this I thought it said Kanye West. And it wasn’t even the weirdest thing I had read about him this week. 

That whole paragraph sounded like it was written in alien. 

I thought the same thing. He made a former president’s death be about Melania’s holiday decorating. But you know, it’s not like 45 loves his family members, so he knows nothing of heartache or sorrow, and certainly does not have the emotional intelligence to provide solace. “Here’s some pointy red trees. There, there,…

“I am sure that you have been wondering what Bruce Springsteen’s thoughts on the 2020 election are and reader, wait no longer: He is pretty sure that Trump is going to win. Sorry!”

I am probably going to show my age with this one, but every time I see Zinke I think of the Heat Miser from the old Xmas specials. Seems fitting for him, too.

As a Brooklyn resident, I, for one, am telling Lena Dunham not to let the door hit her on her pretentious flat ass.

I am positve plenty of women have called him “John.”

But enough about Donnie’s wigs…

Why is Phoebe from All My Children partying with young hotties?

The Barf Bag...always the Barf Bag.

“Me and Tristan will deal with him and I”

This was the first news story that really affected me as a child. I wasn’t allowed to watch a lot of scary movies as a kid, but we were never shielded from the news. Sometimes I wish they had.

“...talks about myself being compared directly to another beautiful woman.”

Bitter AF. I’m a lifelong Georgia girl and I’m bummed. My little kids are bummed. My oldest is going through a gun-loving republican phase, so he’s happy, but he’s also 14 and dumb, so fuck his stupid opinions. 

I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

Juliette, I love you, but what is happening? Is a Thetan trying to bust out? Can you not heed previous pleas and leave Britney alone?  I need to know. 

I liken it to the focus on weddings/wedding planning over the actual marriage to follow. The popular focus on “my personal, special birth plan unlike anyone else’s” can remove focus from the actual person resulting from that birth.