I mean, it is none of anybody’s business, but they did share every excruciating detail of their love during the whole ride. It’s a little rich to ask for privacy now. Just a smidge. 

If you’re going to punch a stranger because of a parking spot, you’ve got more issue than yoga can fix.

“Will be going to West Virginia and Indiana today, TWO RALLIES! Don’t tell anyone (big secret), but I will be bringing Coach Bobby Knight to Indiana.”

What the fuck did all of that pay for?

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Post Malone isn’t getting that temp job he applied for.

Seriously, the 2nd Ammendment is vague as shit with antiquated and anachronistic language and somehow a huge portion of the American people know with absolute certainty what was intended (even if it means ignoring key passages of the text) but somehow “All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject…

That’s really sweet of you to say :) My mom’s the best!

I’ve long suspected that the only part of the Constitution conservatives like is the Second Amendment. That would make it hard for GOP pols to protect and defend it, which is in the fucking oath of office.

Oh yes! I get to express my extreme dislike for Hilaria Baldwin, who purports to be helping women by displaying scantily clad pictures of herself post baby. Why do women need to look like you post baby? Why is your ego so big? Why did Alec Baldwin unleash you on the world?

I am a 37 year old white male indie rock/ old school punk fan that could recite that Toni Braxton record front and back without breaking a sweat.

Gun rights on inalienable. Human rights are negotiable it seems.

My 66 year old father’s wife turned 25 this year. When he told me he was marrying her a year ago he claimed “age is just a number”. I was like... yeah, so is my rent, the distance I live from my sister, and how many times men have told me to smile. What part of life made you think numbers are insignificant?

When you’re still single at 45, they stop asking you directly. They just whisper among themselves about how they knew all along you were gay.  

I find all Stans grating and annoyingly childish. Doubly so if your over 18 and still Stanning like that. Also the naming of Stan mobs is disturbing. Being a fan is fine, great even, very normal. But Stan? I think the song sort of covered the issues there.

it was a person I certainly didn’t expect

I am so sorry. My grandfather had Alzheimer’s and my aunt and uncle were his primary caregivers because the rest of us lived far away. Definitely check with your local Alzheimer’s associations and Medicare offices. They may have at least respite care opportunities so that you and your brother can have time to care for…

The president also called the Saudi Arabian government’s attempts to distance themselves from the hired killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi “the worst cover up ever,”

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I have been exactly where you are, but with my father. My brother and I were lucky enough to find him residential care but the two years we spent taking care of him were the most difficult, painful and frightening of my life. I think it’s safe to say that last year was the worst of my life. I really hope you can find…

I’m sorry.  Try reaching out to your local ALZ association.  They may have resources for you and your family