I hope Elon Musk’s child rebels, changes his name to Kevin, moves to a flyover state, becomes an accountant, and drives a Ford.

It wouldn't be a dirt bag without the passive-aggressive exclamation marks !

Can you back up to “kimono room?”

Jane Goodall has lived a life of fearless badass-ery. I, too, greatly admire her and I, too, am confused by Joan Summers’ comment. But I also have to ask: doesn’t anyone read Summers’ posts before they go live? I know all kinds of typos and grammar issues have been pointed out recently so it’s not a proofreader who’s…

Maybe she has her confused with Jane Austen, in which case I agree. The last thing this country needs right now are zombies.

Until she calls Katy Perry a “former” pop star. Good one, Joan.

Old white woman who isn’t Dolly Parton, so yes. Those are the rules.

Ahem.

There’s no way I’m believing that Martha Stewart is that much of a lightweight that she’d be incoherent after 2 glasses of wine. I my mind, she’s be able to drink people under the table like Marion in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

From the Lizzo/Diddy video, I see that once the language in the song starts getting salty, he puts the kibbosh on it. Even Lizzo gets that and offers her radio-friendly song instead. Not everything is a slight to someone. The  other woman backing that ass up was not doing it to a beeped song.

Honestly, getting super dressed up or getting into costumes for play or for dinner has been a big help at my place.  It’s a great idea.  It forces you to put a little effort in, during this time that I forget what day it is and whether or not I showered recently.

The author is trying to make it “her thing.” It is very annoying.

You genuinely take issue with the fact that, while speaking casually, he said “sort of blessed,” instead of just “blessed?”  Tough crowd.

This “outed as a landlord” shit is annoying.

It seems like pointless snark, but then again, that seems to be Joan’s thing.  I don’t wish anybody unemployment in these times, but I kinda wish Joan would find a job somewhere else!  Where she could use exclamation points all the time!  And shit on people for no reason!

It would presumably be better if entertainers were not producing more entertainment, so that we would have more shelter-in-place time to play cards or something. Just in the last couple of weeks, I’ve noticed that Joan’s most unjustifiably nasty digs is are consistently aimed at young women: the bikini model who dared…

Did joan get furloughed like the rest of us?

I don’t think people are saying no one should criticize Emma Watson, I think what people are saying is what Emma Watson’s done doesn’t really seem worth the criticism, and thus it feels weird for this post to lean so hard into the snark.

So Watson uses her spotlight to spotlight things and, as per usual, Jezebel decides the best course of action is a snark piece.

You really ought to change the tagline of the blog from “A Supposedly Feminist Website” to “Not Even Really Pretending to Be A Feminist Website”.

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