I NEED a video of Hank bounding joyously through a park.

That picture was taken June 17, 2019 after a haircut. Truvy is ten, she just never grew. You can come for me but Miss Kennedy-Onassis is above reproach.

Curious, why? I’ve seen no evidence that he is someone that people dislike.

Every time she comes up, I remember the time, years ago, I was sitting in a doctor’s waiting room, and her show came on, and after about 5 minutes of it one older gentleman just shook his head and said, sadly, to no one and everyone “What in the world is wrong with this woman?”

Wow. Where is everyone?

I don’t think you fully grasp the implications here. That’s his toilet now. You get the litter box.

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

You do realize that Garrett hasn’t worked at Jez that long? If you want to register an actual complaint, how about directing a strongly worded email to the editors?

My boy cat does the bodyslam + mewling to our hallway coat closet roughly once a day - I can’t image what kind of exotic wonderland he thinks is on the other side of that door.

the number if times ive walked past the den while my mom and her elderly cat fron college had this same conversation is impossible to count

Awww, he loves you

I was trapped for 72 minutes. I couldn’t feel my left leg and I almost pissed myself.

Imagine all the Jez posts were proofread!

John LEGEND’S “Imagine”?

Agreed. I read Jezebel much less since Joan Summers became a writer, and I think I’m done for good now. As you said, that comment both belittles a very successful, talented woman and makes light of her beloved husband’s tragic death. Nothing about it is funny or clever.

Doesn’t Mrs Patmore live in the attic?

Which was the entire plot of an Agatha Christie mystery, which I won’t spoil by divulging the title.

My siblings and I used to say “flibbertigibbet” and giggle, but that was in the early ‘70s.

Sometimes I think this particular author just says weird and contrary shit to get clicks and comments.