Jenifer Lewis for Congress!

The republican candidate for governor in Connecticut was recorded saying he didn’t believe the government should be able to tell people they had to vaccinate their children, and that he didn’t think “we should be dumping all those chemicals in our kids,” so that’s fun. 538 has Lamont, the democrat, in the lead, and I…

“Seeing my father’s situation, I felt what happened was obviously unjust in terms of the way they pursued him,”

This is terribly unfair to other people dining at that restaurant, and I wish people wouldn’t do shit like this. It makes us look bad. Yell at him at his office and shit-disturb there. Flood his offices with faxes and phone calls. I agree he doesn’t deserve to enjoy a meal out ever again, but this doesn’t help our…

. . . . . . . . . . .Hailey and Justin Bieber . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . are proud to announce . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . that their IP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . Hailey Bieber™ and Justin Bieber™ . . . . . .
will wed once the USPTO paperwork is approved.

I am confused too and we should feel happy about it.

Less plastic surgery would also make her face look less alien/severe :(

WTF is wrong with boot-cut jeans?

“There was a fire on board Melania’s plane today.”

Other things college educated and non-college educated women want:

Seriously! I don’t think that guy ever watched the show.

“ After Dan confiscated the bottle of drugs Becky said, “That’s the only thing from mom’s closet that I wanted.” Because I guess a the end of the day, even if they killed your mother that you’re grieving for, we can all agree that drugs are still a lot of fun.)“

“...lent an unnecessary grim and morbid dimension to an otherwise happy family show.”

I loved this episode and Becky’s drug joke made me laugh the hardest. It was dark and relatable. The guest role was great. It was sad. I thought it was befitting the character and Roseanne the person to a degree. She was such a brilliant comedian at one point, and I mourn her passing, if you will.

I know that Melania is no Michelle, but like... we would be pissed if someone did this with Michelle, right? Or Hilary? Is it less misogynist because she is an asshole married to an even bigger asshole?

“Just arrived in Florida. Also thinking about our GREAT Alabama farmers and our many friends in North and South Carolina today. We are with you!”

A JB Fletcher reference was needed today, bless you. 

So, can I use this to go off on a bit of a tangent?

Fergie was in fine form, as usual. She jumped out of the car, laughing and pointing, ran to greet the crowd then stopped to frantically wave at them once she got to the top of the church steps. She seems like the fun Aunt you can only take in small doses. By hour 4 and her sixth martini, you’re ready to get away from…

I don’t know if it’s the rock I’m insisting on living under or what, but it would seem that you’re the first person I’ve ever known to comment on the Obama v. Trump golf game. SAD!