That take is more relatable (as well as being downright insightful) than what any spray-tanned talking head on the celeb beat has to say.

Fair enough. I can barely find pants, and my ass is involuntary. 

Perfect take is perfect.

Y’all I am CONVINCED that Gaga and Bradley are having an affair. You can't tell me SHIT. 

Julia’s kids don’t have a sense of how famous she is. I can’t help but think that means she hasn’t exactly explained to them how privileged they are? Do they think everyone has multiple houses and a full-time staff of maids and shit? IDK how old they are, maybe they’re too young to grasp those concepts, but I wish…

Give it another minute; there'll be worse. This is 2018.

“I love Hillary. I love everyone, but the campaign ‘I’m with her’ just didn’t make me feel — as a guy … it was something about this hat that made me feel like Superman,” famed musician Kanye West said of his MAGA hat while discussing masculinity, the economy and his brand

Rebecca!!! Please do morning Dirt Bag! It needs taking over asap

I know he’s a complete fucking moron, but how can you actually include all of these “thoughts” in a single tweet and think you have something to send out to the world?

i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him…

Geez, you guys hate everyone except Cardi B.

The title and tone of this article are odd.

I don’t get it? He’s underqualified because he hadn’t read the book? I know of actors who participated in Game of Thrones, Harry Potter and The Walking Dead who have not read the source material. Were they also underqualified?

Barbara Bush, 36, got married in a small private ceremony this weekend. It was attended by all of her living immediate family and some friends.

For the football fans out there, Megyn Kelly is the TV pundit’s equivalent of the 2009 Albert Haynesworth contract.

So it just dawned on me that I have been married for the same amount of time as Barack and Michelle (albeit a few months earlier - June of the same year). I feel small, unaccomplished and old (with a now disabled husband). They look young, spectacular and larger than life (because they ARE). I love them so much, and…

Q: What’s the easiest way to end up with $1,000,000?

I am of the unpopular opinion that I like seems like old times more than Foul Play.  I like them both, but Seems Like Old Times better.

He’s not wrong about Chase being a douchebag. I’m honestly surprised that people have been as willing to work with him so much considering how long he’s had such a reputation for being quite an insufferable dick.

And, as you may be aware, Chevy Chase was a drummer for what became Steely Dan, back when Fagen, Becker, and Chase were at Bard College together.