Oh man I am happy to see this comment. The whole “You didn’t like it because you didn’t understand it” narrative was fucking maddening.

I liked the campiest parts, when they were exploring the random other planets. The entire part on Earth was total crap, though. Especially when everyone was going to die because... the oxygen all got eaten or some crap like that?

Yet you still took the time to post that drivel.  Fella, I don’t like romantic comedy movies or the works of Post Malone or Taylor Swift, but you won’t find me going out of my way to trash them.  They are not my thing.  Move along

The person I saw the movie with also called it murder, but it isn’t. I don’t want to get all “stand your ground” here, but killing someone who breaks into your house with a knife/gun isn’t what murder is.

Not sure I want to see Brad and Leo murder some teenaged girls.

As a Jew, I really, really hope you aren’t getting offended on my behalf. Inglorious Basterds is a bit of an exploitation film in the same way Django is, but come on man, pick your fucking battles. I’d argue Schindler’s List is far more exploitative than Inglorious Basterds. Holocaust cinema is gross and at least…

Teenage girls are able to join the Army infantry these days. You better get used to the idea that girls can be as strong of characters as men, dude.

You should. It’s both well shot and very funny. Maybe one of the funniest scenes Tarantino has ever filmed. 

I feel you. She’s fine, but kind of bland. There are so many colorful, fun, talented actresses out there. I love the female lead in Now Apocalypse, Kelly Berglund. She’d be so good in this.