I would also like to add, fuck that guy.

What if I just tear up the ticket, return to Canada and swear never to set foot - or tire - in Virginia again?

"Hey! Who put dis engine in here?!"

John Cleese can take it from here:

At first I thought "Hey, I'd buy a car with false titties!" and then I went back and looked at the heading again. And I was disappointed.

Tell me more about that 6000 Safari at the Pontiac booth...

Do want.

I saw a cop do this once (well, I've seen cops do it a bunch of times but this one was different). He flipped his lights to go through the intersection, then flipped them off again. What he didn't notice was the sergeant's cruiser (marked as "SUPERVISOR") about to cross on the approaching street. The sarge then…

What, no vents on the mirrors?

It is nutty what's happened to the prices recently but you have to admit, an E30 M3 would make for an interesting year! And it's not like you'll lose your shirt when it comes time to sell.

Having read every Jalopnik article about the Fezza and knowing your affinity for Porsche, it would be easy for me to say 996 Turbo...but I won't do that. Seems to me that you'd like something as quick as your CTS-V, your 360 and your Turbo but with a bit more discretion and practicality than the 360 and AWD for…

I owned mine for two years and completely agree: great front-driver and tremendous value. I bought mine at two years old for $11,000 less than sticker with only 4,000 miles on the clock. At the time it was one of the best cars GM was cranking out. I recall driving a manual Camaro SS then saying "nah" and getting back…

An Aston Martin DB9. It's chock full of James Bondey, V12-blaring badassery. And then something breaks and after weeks in the shop waiting on parts you see the repair bill...

As a former SSTC owner, I agree. Brilliant car to drive but every time I sat in it I cursed my cost-cutting thrift!

I've thought about it. And every time it snows I kick myself for not owning one. It's a really capable car but it's lot of dough for something that doesn't look that special. I'd walk away from a 911 and look back. Probably not with a WRX.
I did recommend a friend buy an '08 Forester XT in WRC Blue over the first gen…

Strong words! Angering the Ferrari and Lotus fanboys in one day. I hope you're buying the 911 Turbo as I have a feeling you'll need to do some outrunning!

There's an inordinate level of Porsche love for an article about a Ferrari. I think I'm pretty confident in figuring out what car is next.

Lotus Elise, right?

Well, yeah. But they have a new Mustang and an old Camaro. If anything it should be the other way around.

The reality is in Canada you're only likely to find a decent selection of Porsches in Toronto (bank money), Calgary (oil money) and Vancouver (hot Asian money) and they're all in on it. Importing from the US used to be a viable option when the Canadian dollar was at par with the US. Now it's slid to around 80 cents…

Needs the Price is Rice Fail Horn. Lucky this happened on the way up instead of when some hapless wrencher was underneath it.