money pit status coming soon.

Yep, a Miata is the answer! If he wants to get crazy a NB Mazdaspeed, Otherwise a NC power hard top is the most liveable year round version in PA.

I forgot VAG treats Audi and VW like Buick and Oldsmobile, respectively, here in the USA.

His recent video with his mom and girlfriend was really funny.

How to spot a North America MK7 owner in 1 sentence. (Hey fellow VW owner.)

Right!??

G8 Ute!

VW has an id.5 wagon in the works. Rumours suggest that the company will bring it to the US, but no-one is certain.

^ This. I just want an EV AWD wagon.

The B5 never had an Allroad. The original A6-based Allroad was a C5, where as later A4-based versions started with the B8.

Electric V60.  Yes, please.  

This is what I wanted. Last year, I needed to get into something new since my B5 Avant was getting long in the tooth. I thought of getting a V60 Polestar, but they weren’t available at the time. Then I was going to order a V60 CC, and wait a while (and do overseas delivery)…but luck had it that the exact one I was…

...will need a replacement for my B5 Allroad in a few years...

Yup, I would love to move to a V60 or V90 all electric.

True, but he also drives a big rig so it kind of makes up for it.

“.. .slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest thing that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth. That humblest thing being Jenny McCarthy, who’s nonsensical anti-vax ramblings the Martians read and, to their eternal woe, were foolish enough to believe, and thus refused their pre-invasion…

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

This news comes just over a week after another Russian sub experienced a similar calamity.

He should name the pup “Mister Woof.”

Literally the closing sentence.