And this is why I stick with sloths. They treat malaria and breast cancer with the algae in their fur, as opposed to wildly spreading chlamydia. Sloths for the win!

Interns.

Today’s threat:

Their bites are pretty vicious.

“And if you thought you were safe because you stopped having sex with koalas a long time ago, think again: you can contract koala chlamydia by coming into contact with an infected animal or their urine.”

Why does every single thing inAustralia want to kill you? Giant spiders? Sure. I get it. Now even koalas? God-fucking-DAMMIT!

It’s insane and frustrating.

Seriously. You know Terri/Tori doesn’t clean up after herself. Somebody on her staff gets to crawl under the table and swab up all the piss. Disgusting.

I think it’s great-commendable even-not to leave your children your great fortune. But then it is your parental duty to prepare your kid to be self-sufficient and self-supporting. Gloria Vanderbilt and Anderson Cooper are a good example of this.

Isn’t Tori suing Benihana (or their cheaper, Mexican equivalent quoting Monty Burns) for falling and burning her ass on a stove? I’m gonna ASSume that Terri would collect the damages there.

How about because the movie looks like it might be fun?

I see plenty of things objectively. Most of them, in fact. Saying that people "deserve" certain treatments is not one of the things I am objective about.

Yeah, no.

Go to a strip club. Try to touch the girls. Just try it.

So? Doesn't mean you can take close range ass shots or touch them in any way. Just means you have some sexy posed photos you can ask for. Most would be happy to strike a pose if asked.

I imagine you also think raping a chick is fine because she's showing some skin?

Because that's the same argument that people make.

Just saying: don't be a douchebag who uses that argument.

I mean, attention is fine. But keep your grabby hands to yourself and don't take pictures without permission. Don't stand there and stare for five minutes eye fucking anyone. It's weird. It's intimidating.

I don't think you understand the meaning of the word 'therefore'.