You’re right - but not for lack of trying. You do succeed at being an asshole. Just saying, edgelord /s.

Your long comment history, genius.

When I saw that picture of the jack, I thought, “Oh hell no.” The scissors jack was a great invention.

I have long since taken the internet at it’s word when it tells me “you might not want to see this.” The description was horrific enough. We are not far off from pay per view convicts as gladiators.

Victoria Jackson was my first thought. She was doing right wing dumb and crazy on Fox News long before Trump. She is not a smart woman.

He was...tenderized.

This is good Kinja.

Because you are such an edgelord, Larry. A legend in your own mind.

Larry is so full of himself.

Exactly. Think Afghanistan on a galactic scale.

People who sing their own praises the loudest are usually lying. See Cheetolini.

Silver Fucking Spoons? Oh hell no.

My favorite exchange was something akin to the judge asking a Trump lawyer, “did you have observers in the room.” The initial reply was a vague “there were a non-zero number of observers in the room,” to which the judge stated (probably in an annoyed tone), “I am asking you, as a member of the bar, were there…

In his case, a third k might be more appropriate.

“Nope. Just a joke. Nothing to see here. No such thing as systemic racism.”

Wait, did she go to Liberty Law? [googles] Nope, UNC Chapel Hill in the 70s. Maybe she is just losing her marbles along with Rudy.

I hope you are right, but I fear this cult will smoulder and find a new leader. This was basically an outgrowth of the Tea Party, and as much as we joke about the average Trumpinista being an old white guy, there are a lot of Kyles in red America.

And she probably thinks Trump has money, will hire her, and will pay her. A trifecta of disappointment is coming her way! 

Yep - Carlson admits he has no set beliefs except getting viewers. He is seeing the Trump anchor and trying to hacksaw through the chain before he gets pulled under. Or Mad Max at the end - whatever suits you best. He may have to cut off his foot.

if it were true - this could be an entire thread.