I agree that some other NO song could be used. Though Blue Monday came out in 83, 84 is totally appropriate, because you could not go to a club or a party where that song was not played in 84.

Watto?

I thought the opening sketch was funny, playing not on Trump as victim but rather as not as great as he thinks he is. Lopez playing essentially the same character was funny in the HGTV sketch, but having Chad right after was meh, and the third time was only funny because Aidy and MacKinnon are just gold together.

No matter how much we keep trying to flush...

I am sure he has access to black market Yugoslavian toilets. They are fanatical about their flushing.

Peak djt to claim that poorly maintained forests are the cause of brush fires - in places where there are no forests.

I prefer the idea that he was born on third base and claims he hit a home run. I think it is more donny’s style.

From the studio that brought you Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and The Lion King...TWICE.

Added problem with the “projectile vomiting of statistics” approach is that it makes it easier to slip in completely made-up statistics.

But here’s the most surprising thing about this pound cake-flavored bullshit:

Cue the conspiracy theories about the bullet scans...

I have not seen the episode yet. I went ahead and read the article. You know what, it doesn’t spoil anything. I mean in the REAL MEANING of the term. If you know the plot and STILL want to see something, then it is worth watching. If after you have read a plot summary or synopsis you stop and think, “Well, ther is…

Maybe a bit random, but I am still waiting for a Gonk droid to hook somebody up with some ammo.

Also, for anyone who might deem this video or my comments offensive, that’s both ridiculous and impossible. One of my best friends is white.

As is much of Hong Kong!

Did you buy it in a parking lot from a guy claiming he had an extra one from a return at Best Buy? Good thing you passed on the speakers!

That was a great episode.

I remember to this day when I found out that Vader was Luke’s father. Sitting in the back row of an otherwise boring assembly, I was reading the Empire Strikes Back novelization. I blurted out, “NO WAY.” My friends said, “What is it...No wait, don’t tell us.” I threatened to spoil that movie more times than I can…

This was just delightful. Don’t think too hard about it.

Ghost?