Second year of little league in the 80s. I was abnormally tall for my age which made me too big for the white, team issued pants. Mom took me to the local sport store to find suitable replacements. Unbeknownst to me, these new pants were considerably more sheer than the kids pants.

We now go to the mattresses.

A lot of us tried. I’m still all in for Giant Meteor.

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?